The forest in spring
A time of renewal
of rebirth
of unbridled optimism
when new beginnings begin
and where the mighty mule deer
prepares for his upcoming mating ritual
One lucky doe will get to spend her life with this fine specimen of a buck
His magnificent antlers a testament to his great prowess
his strength, his masculinity his awesomeness
His super- incredible coolness
His amazing kick-butt-ocity
- Ladies and gentlemen, here i... - All right All right, Elliot
Enough about your new rack already, man
Aye Give it a rest you freak of nature
- We grow tiresome of this talk of rack - It's true we do
- He's right, you know - Boring
Like I never talk about anything else
Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural
All me Yes
That tree is huge
Like my antlers Yeah
Yes
Oh, my rack is huge
Yes
Well, this time, I have something big to say
You know, not as big as my antlers I got you again, yes
- Nailed it - Oh, come on
- We got a ceremony to get to - Okay, okay, okay
I'd just like to thank you
Boog, Mr Weenie, Buddy Serge, Deni and McSquizzy
my closest, dearest friends for being here for me
on the most important day of my life
Yeah You're welcome Now let's...
Unfortunately, the bachelor buck stops here
But I begin a new chapter with Giselle
my doe, my deer my female deer
- That's a really nice thought - As my single life ends
finishes, expires, perishes
goes down in a blazing ball of flames with no survivors
Elliot, relax
- Now, let's get a move on, man - Yeah, we go to the wedding
Wedding?
- Nuptials - Okay, just one minute
- Let's get this over with - Hold on Be right there
Just polished these boys don't wanna scratch them
Hurry, Elliot Come on
I'm falling
- Careful - Oh, snap
- Too late - Oh, that was smooth
Elliot, don't look
- Oh, he looked - He's going to blow
Everybody, duck
- Was that Elliot? - I'm telling you
when you're in love, you hear your man's voice everywhere
- You know it, girl - You got that right
Oh, Maria Doesn't she look beautiful?
- Thank you, Rosie - Our sweet Giselle's getting hitched
- I think I'm gonna cry - Oh, it's okay
- Elliot? - Well, hello there, ladies
- Oh, hi, Ian - Hello, Ian
Just want to inform you that the ceremony begins
at 0800 hours - Good to know
If it all goes according to plan And it will
- We'll finish up at 0900 hours
with a berry and dewdrop reception brunch to follow
- Great Thanks, Ian - Not a problem
Oh, and, Giselle there's still some time
if you'd rather be served some beefcake instead of the pansy-loaf
if you know what I mean
And I think you do
I don't generally go for venison, but
girl, that dish is fine
- Don't you know it - Don't you know it
No, thank you
Elliot is all the man I'll ever need
My rack My beautiful rack
Stop boo-hooing, you wee jessie
- They'll grow back - Yeah, they're gonna grow back
Just like the last time you broke them, man
And the time before that
- And the time before that - What if it's a sign?
- A sign not to get - Get what?
- Married
See this here? Now, this is sad
- Poor Elliot - We need a diversion
Hey, I know just the diversion
to take his mind off his antler We break his hoof with a large stone
- Yeah, a large stone - A boulder
I can't believe it I mean, I can't
I know what you're do Seriously, quit it
- I can totally see what you're doing - Come on, Elliot
If there's one thing I am not in the mood for
it is a rabbit fight - Rabbit fight
Gregalach
You're going down, fat bear
Stay
Sit
Now, count to 10
What are you doing? He's getting away
Boog gave me a command to count to 10, so I
I can't believe I fell for that
I must never be weak again
You don't know what it was like living with the humans
If they say "sit," you sit If they say "fetch," you fetch
You must stay alert, or they will steal our freedom
and lock us up forever und ever - Forever und ever?
But you broke free How did you do it?
- What's the secret? - Never forget who you are in here
A vulnerable child
who just wants to be loved? - No
A wild animal who relies on no one but himself
- Now, say it with me I'm wild - I'm wild
- With conviction I'm wild - I'm wild
Now, let's go find the fat bear
I can't believe it, Bob
It's been a whole year since we saw Mr Weenie
I know he's still out there I can feel it
Can you feel it, Bob?
- Well, I - Mr Weenie Mr Weenie
Do you think he'll find our biscuit trail, Bob?
Do you think he'll come back to us, Bob?
Do you think Mr Weenie's safe out there, Bob?
Boog will never find me
Now, where is that Weenie?
Guten tag, fat bear
I am victorious
Show-off I'm gonna have to check the rule book
Mortal combat
He got me Great shot, Elliot You won, man
Nobody ever expects
the falling-down-the- tree- in-pain manoeuvre
- Very clever, mule deer - He cracks me up
- He surprised you good on that one - Oh, is that right?
- It's true - Game over
All right, now, let's get cleaned up
- Time for Elliot to tie the knot - Already? No
This was the best stag party ever
which has to keep going Please, rabbits to throw
Oh, grow up, you big baby
- Let's get moving - Boog
do you think I'm doing the right thing here?
Marrying Giselle?
What I'm wondering is, is Giselle doing the right thing?
I'm just kidding you
Now, will you relax?
We're gathered today for a very serious occasion
Elliot? What happened?
Oh, nothing Nothing at all Nothing
- Are you all right? - Oh, yes Yes
I couldn't be better Just had a little trim off the top
Giselle and Elliot
have courted and made the decision to join together forever
and ever
Is he okay?
Forever and ever?
Still time to change your mind
- What? - Wait, I knew about forever
Guys, but what's this about "and ever"?
- Be cool - Nobody said anything
about an additional "and ever "
No The food of oppression
I must be strong
Oh, maybe just a taste
I'd like to ask the buck to step forward
for a ceremonial displaying of the antlers
Antler
- To show his commitment to his doe
- Seriously Still time - Not gonna happen
Oh, so good
I'm weak How could I?
- Do you, Giselle, take Smelliot - Ian
- To be your lifelong mate?
I do
And do you, Elliot
take Giselle to be your lifelong mate?
That's you Your line
You go now
Elliot Go on, man
- That's your cue Go, go - Don't be shy
Come on Say it, you ninny
Elliot, are you okay?
Come on, step it up I got a buck mitzvah at 3
- Weenie Weenie - Weenie?
- What, are you speaking French? - Weenie Oh, no
Elliot? Where are you going?
Weenie, come back
- Stop Weenie - I must be strong
- Weenie Weenie - So good
Weenie, over here Weenie Here, boy
Weenie
Oh, no Full moon
Is that you? Mr Weenie
It's you It's you I can't believe it's you
It's a miracle
He's been captured
- What am I gonna do? - Bob, it worked
Oh, no, this is terrible
Everything is okay
Mommy is here
He's being tortured
No
- No - No
No
- What are you doing? - What's this all about?
- You better have a good explanation - Yes Yes, I do
- Oh, I can't wait to hear this excuse - It was horrible
Weenie was minding his own business when she appeared
He screamed, but she ignored his cry
And then she grabbed him with her claws
Oh, my goodness
Then she tried to squeeze the life out of him
- That's horrible - Sad story
But he fought back
Oh, she tortured him
Slapped him
Poked his eyes out, like this
It was horrible
It was the worst thing I've ever seen
Oh, the humanity
Elliot, are you maybe putting a little bit too much on that?
Listen, Boog, I'm telling the story
And finally, the hairless blob dragged him off
into her chariot of horror
Wait, wait, wait So, what you're saying is
- Mr Weenie's been kidnapped - No
- For real? - Yes, it's true
- Tough break I miss him already - What now?
Well, we could finish the ceremony Come on
I worked hard on those centrepieces
As much as Elliot and I wanna finish the ceremony
we need to go after Mr Weenie - Giselle's right
And until he's back in the safety of our friends and family
in the warm caress of our bosoms
there will be, there can be, no celebration
So, what can we do? Probably halfway to the valley's end by now
So? We can't give up
We didn't give up on the hunters when they raided the forest
We can't give up on our friend Weenie
The Boogster's right Who's with me?
Oh, yeah Count me in
- Me too - Okay Good Who else is in?
I'm beeling at them bajins So let's quit bumping the gums
and give them a right chibbing
I'm not sure what Squiz just said, but I'll take that as a yes
- Yes It's a yes - I'm in too
- Me too - I'm with you, buddy
Sorry, I got the wife and kids
You turn your back on the pelts for one second
all heck breaks loose I'm out - Oh, leave it to the beaver
In your dreams I just had my nails done, girl
Sounds fun, but I gotta stay back and protect the herd
You're all a bunch of meek- minded, yellow-bellied, pansy-a
As McSquizzy is trying to say
a smaller group is probably better anyway
- We can move faster - Let's get a move on
Move out, boys
- Elliot? - Yeah?
You're going the wrong way, you big daftie
I know that Fall in
Oh, Mr Weenie, we've been looking for you for so long
It must've been horrible out there all alone in the wild
Oh, no one's gonna believe it
Should I call the caravan, Bob?
Breaker, breaker, Fox Jaws
- This is Mudflaps and Wild Man - Copy that Over
You'll never guess
We found Mr Weenie It's true
Say hello, Mr Weenie
- Did you hear that? - Congrats, Mudflaps Good to hear
What's that, Bob? Oh, Wild Man says we need to make a pit stop to a fill-up
We'll see you over at the campground
- Over - Break er, break er, happy travellers
Put your ears on, I've got great news
Mudflaps and Wild Man found their long-lost weenie dog Over
Oh, man, is this good
Hey, Fifi, you want some?
You know, Roberto, those doggy treats
are filled with carbohydrates
And if I could pronounce that word, that would mean what?
It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins
the meats, the poultries
How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?
- I don't know Hot and really happy - That was rhetorical, moron
Put down the treats You've eaten enough
I'm going to pretend I didn't see that
- Hey, Fifi? - Yes?
How long do you think it'll be till we stop?
Because I gotta poop
Seriously, I gotta poop really bad
I said it was going to be a long ride, but you never listen
Just like you didn't listen when i told you not to eat the entire burrito
Now, you know what this means I have to do
Gosh, darn
Every time we leave the house, you put me through this
Fifi Fifi, stop
- Do you hear me? - Come on Help a brother out
What on earth has gotten into that dog?
You know I hate doing this
Yeah, but you do it so well Can you hurry it along?
Oh, there you are baby, Fifi
One pit stop, coming up
Oh, gross
No, Fifi No
Break er, break er This is Fox Jaws
One of my little yappers just served up a can of gut soup
and we are talking chunky Let's pull off Over
Come on, you dumb cat Get off the road
You two run along while I get cleaned up
Out of my way Out of my way I don't wanna be rude, but I gotta go
- Stanley, old buddy - Oh, here we go
Stanley, it's been ages
Actually, it's been exactly one year, Roger
Really? It seems like such a long time
Oh, I have to explain this again?
Okay, listen, we go to Pet Paradiso every year at the same time
And, painfully, we have this same conversation
- We do? - Yes Yes, we do
Is this ringing a bell?
Stanley, it's been ages
It's gonna be a long week
Oh, Rufus There you are How's my shining star?
Why, Charlene, look at you
Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes
Oh, goodness me
- Thank you, Rufus Oh, may I? - Well, I'd be much obliged
Hey, Fifi Did you hear they found Mr Weenie?
- Isn't that great? - Really?
- Are you sure? - I heard he lived with wild animals
No That's horrible
- He's lucky they didn't hurt him - Or kill him
Or worse
I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals
- You were? - I was
What was it like?
It's too painful for me to talk about
Gather round
Okay, Fifi You want the squeaky toy?
There I was
- All alone - You want it?
Alone in that steaming jungle
That unforgivable heart of darkness, where you can't see your own paws
And the only sound is the frantic, but adorable
pitter-patter of your own heart
When suddenly
They were everywhere
There was no escape
My life flashed before my eyes, and then the unspeakable
- What happened? Did you live? - What happened?
I'll show you what happened
Let this be a lesson to you all
- How ghastly - It's so pink
- That is one sad tail - I want a girlfriend
Don't interrupt now Please?
I lost two things on that day: My innocence
and my squeaky toy
Oh, you poor, sweet thing
Speak of the devil
- Disgusting - Oh, no
Not the fuzzy little bunny
Don't you understand? We must remain vigilant
Even one wild animal among us
can send us back to those dark days of anarchy
Come on, but he's so cute
Pay attention
Even one little fuzzy bunny can infest us all
Like the fleas on Roberto's back, they must all be eradicated
I'm gonna tear you apart
Fifi Heel
One day, you vile little beast
One day, I will personally teach you a lesson
you will never forget
I'm coming, Mother
Hey, does anybody know where we are?
Didn't think so
- Isn't this great, Boog? - What's great?
You know, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped
but great that we're living life on the edge
It's just like old times
- Two guys, out on the road - Hey, guys
- Room for one more? - For sure
So, Elliot
now that we have a moment alone
Hey, what's that?
I've been thinking a lot about what happened
at the ceremony this morning
- What do you mean? - Well, while I was saying, "I do"
you were looking like you didn't - What?
Giselle, don't be ridiculous
Look, Elliot, I know something is bothering you
Ever since the ceremony, you've been acting a little strange
We're partners You can tell me anything
All right, Giselle, but remember, you asked
Basically, I'm worried about "forever and ever "
"Forever and ever"?
About Mr Weenie being lost forever and ever
So this has nothing to do with me
you're only worried about Mr Weenie
right? - Yes, I am
But I'm mostly worried about you and me, our special day
and getting back to the ceremony
But finding Mr Weenie could take a long, long time
Could take months, really I mean, years, perhaps
- A lifetime - Found him
There he is
- He's over there - She found him
- Oh, way to go, Giselle - Giselle
What luck, huh, Elliot?
We'll be back home and married in no time
Well, I mean, that could be another RV, you know
- There's Weenie in the window - He's waving at us
- Here I am - Hi, Weenie
- He's That's a totally different dog - Nope That's him
We better keep looking
Come back You know we gotta go get him out of there
- Help Help - No, I know that I just
What was the question?
- All right, here's the plan - That's all wrong
Squizmeister, you and Buddy will be the entry team
- Roger - Serge, Deni
Smash and grab Boog, you're with me
Let's limit the casualties
- All right - What about me? What can I do?
Well, yeah, that's right What You stay there and guard the trees
- Really? That's the best you could do? - No, Elliot Wait
Hi there, folks
I'd like to offer a complimentary 32- point diagnostic inspection
while I fill up your tank
- Restroom, please? - Yes, ma'am
- In the back - Thank you
And may I suggest you trying our famous pecan roll?
I make them myself They're inside
For a buck
Two for $2
Off the road
Engine knock Yep I'd know it anywhere
Come on Let's go Quiet
It's about time you got here, Boog Keep up
- Deni and I are ready - Me too
Oh, thank goodness You've come for me
No need to worry
Okay, we need a grappling hook, a 30-foot rope
winch, pulley, truck with an open engine block and a can of sardines
Why don't we just open the door, genius?
- I'm trying to think outside the box - Okay, single file
- Stay quiet - Don't tell me to be quiet
Tell the ducks to be quiet
Weenie, it's all clear Come on Let's go
- Yeah, coming through - We need a new plan
Everybody, quiet I need a minute to think
- Time's up - I got it
Plush
Face it, Earl These folks are living your dream
- That was close I think we're clear - That's not part of the plan, Boog
- From now on - Hey, fatso, shove off
You're snapping my spine here
Oh, suspension is shot Definitely shot
Or it could be the bushings
Bob, which one should I get for our Mr Weenie- Baby?
Stripes or plaid? You're absolutely right
- Please don't leave me - Mr E's got you covered
- Stand back - No
Let me take a look-see
Now, that is a sturdy piece of hardware, right, guys?
- I'm doomed - Doomed, huh? Yeah
Stay with me, boys I got it
Now I have to top off the fluids
All right, go
Come on with it
Most likely the rear differential
I was right
Bob, should we get a pecan roll for the ride?
- Elliot, you okay? - Hey
I'm getting sick and tired of breaking your fall
Get off me
- Oh, yolk - It's okay, Elliot I'm here
Oh, these cheese doodles are so good
They really taste like cheese
Snack time over? Come on We need to focus
- Yeah Focus on the Weenie - Come on, everybody
- What he said - Quiet New plan
We need to lubricate the collar
Good idea
No, no Something else, please
Oh, Bob, do you think Mr Weenie will like it?
Hey, how about that pecan roll, huh? Did I tell you?
Hey, could you be a sport and grab that ladder?
- Okay - Oh, yeah
- There's some more - Stop Enough
I'm not gonna lie
It was a little scary up there
My spine You're killing me
- That'll be $437 - Incoming
- Or I'll trade you - Double- time
- Gas for that bearskin rug - I'm out of room
- I'm out of air - Swing wide
- Easy - Follow my lead
- Come on now - Pull
- Use your legs - Pull
Oh, my gosh Did you see that, Bob?
The Weenie is free
Let's make a break for it, boys
Deni, follow me
- Gregalach - Run like the wind
Wait for me I have teeny legs
- I'm out I'm stuck - I did it
Take cover
Elliot, you fool
- Shake a leg, Weenie - What's going on in there?
Mr Weenie, are you okay?
We did it We're all safe, right?
Okay, roll call
- Boog? McSquizzy? Deni? Serge? - Here
- Weenie? - There
- Where? - Bye, now
Oh, no
Well, where's Buddy? Buddy? Sound off, Buddy
Here
Well, you've screwed up again, you one- horn dumpling
- How did that happen? - Oh, Elliot
Imbecile
What do we do now?
- We are missing two - Idiot
Blaming Elliot for blowing the escape isn't gonna help us find Mr Weenie
- No, but it's fun - Hey, what?
- Giselle's onto something - She is?
We need to find out where that RV is going
I know Serge, Deni, you guys fly off and locate the RV from the sky
In the meantime, we'll stay on their trail by foot
Everybody got it?
- Smart girl - Oh, yeah
You call aerial surveillance a good idea?
- All right, General Giselle - What's with you?
We're not even married yet, and you're already telling me what to do
You need a little space? All right, yeah No problem
- I'm just trying to save Mr Weenie - And there lies the problem
There's only room for one cook in this kitchen
and that one cook is me and Boog We're partners
- Oh, I get it - Finally
- This was starting to get awkward - Awkward? You call this awkward?
What do you call running off in the middle of our wedding ceremony?
- I was trying to save Mr Weenie - Oh, we're back to that excuse
Hey, hey, hey Come on, now Simmer down, y'all
That's it I'm going home
No one's going home We're in the middle of nowhere
I think you should go home, Giselle
- You're just slowing us down - Whatever
No, she's not You are
Boog?
Look, man, we need Giselle She's a great tracker
Yeah, and without her, we'd never have found Weenie
and that giant tin-can thing
- Beginner's luck - Come on, Giselle
We gotta stick together out here
We're partners, right?
Boog You traitor And you, traitor-ette
Enjoy your newfound partnership
- Oh, come on, Elliot Look - I don't need any of you
I'll find Mr Weenie on my own Solo
Hey, you're going the wrong way, you choob
Oh, thank you very much It's a shortcu
I'm okay, everybody
- You don't care - Not really
Was that too harsh?
- We must follow the road, eh? - You think?
Come on Let's cut through the forest
Weenie, I am coming for you, buddy
I am a wonderful tracker
I think Boog can fly faster than you, huh?
A million laughs
So are we having fun yet?
Weenie is right around here, and I am gonna
Wiener tracks Yes, vindication
I've got your track, I've got your scent,and here I come
That's a road, not a landing strip
Pull up
Hurry Watch the ribs
Well, it's official Weenie is not up here
A whole herd of wieners
Oh, but these are Weenie's tracks right here
He's an alpha wiener
Wonder why my jaw hurts Oh, well More tracks
Oh, we're here
Hey, good to see you there, Bob There's a spot open on the right
Aren't you excited, Mr Weenie?
You get to see all of your old friends again
And don't worry, snookums
Mama will make sure that nothing bad happens
to her little snuggly-wuggly ever again
Bob, do you have the Invisible Pet Fortress
Electric Shock Collar?
That's the one
Oh, that was nice Thank you
What's the matter, Bob? It's not working?
Oh, good, it does work
Don't worry, Mr Weenie, it's more comfortable than it looks
Now, remember, stay inside the Invisible Pet Fortress
Rufus, darling, is that Mr Weenie?
Well, butter my behind and call me a biscuit
Let's go smell him
Now you'll be safe, my little love muffin
Have fun with your friends
Mommy and Bob are gonna go have some grown-up time with the adults
Hey, I found Weenie
- Oh, Mr Weenie - Well, hey, short and long
- How you been? - My friends
- It's Mr Weenie - How you doing, Mr Weenie?
Deni Look, there's Mr Weenie
Weenie
We must return to base for reinforcements, huh?
Good plan
How you doing, Mr Weenie? Good to see you
Oh, I've missed you all so much
It's been so long since I've had a proper greeting
- It's Weenie, all right - Oh, yeah Oh, yeah
- Give me a hug - Stop
Don't crowd him
This dog has just been through the unthinkable
- The what? - Don't even think it
Why? You don't have to be rude
Poor Weenie Poor, poor Weenie
Who knows the horrors you've seen?
- What horrors? - Don't worry
- We will get through it together - Actually, it wasn't that bad
I know It was worse
- I've been through it too - Really?
Oh, Fifi
Will he ever be the old Mr Weenie we knew and loved?
- We can only hope - But I am the same
We'll have to see how much damage
those insidious wilds have done to him
"Insidious wilds"? Nein, the wild animals are my friends
Friends?
Your friends? Your friends?
It is worse than I could have ever imagined
Your friends? It's worse than I could have ever imagined
He's gone feral
- Feral? - What's that mean?
Fifi, what shall we do?
You heard the lassie What do we do?
- Can he be helped? - Yes
But it won't be pretty
Prepare the tent
- The tent? - Not the tent
Oh, yes
The tent
I'm so tired
Hey, hey, hey, check it out They're back
Well, it's about time
Down below Friends
- Our friends - We're low on fuel
Dive
Look, man, here they come
- Serge, are you okay? - Did you find Mr Weenie?
- Relax Deep breaths - Where is he?
Come on, breathe for me In and out
What did you find?
- Where's Weenie? - What she says Where's Weenie?
- Where is he? - What is he doing?
How many syllables? Sounds like
I think I got it He's in a tree
- He's in a tree house A birdhouse - Woods
- His eggs are hatching - He has bird flu
- He's underwater - In a lagoon
- He works in a shrimp boat - He's in the ocean
- In a sub - He's wearing a wet suit
- This is it At a zoo - In a cage
- He's joined a travelling circus - He was eaten by a lion in a cage
He's a clown No, no, no It's a freak show
Hello? We found Mr Weenie
Like Deni was saying
Mr Weenie is over the trees, past the lake and the mountain
at the campsite with some dogs And two cats
All right Let's go
- Let's do this Tell me something - No, stop
Oh, I'm peched
Past the mountains, huh? Here's an idea
What do you say we all rest for the night, huh?
Brilliant
Come on, Weenie Just do it
You know you want to It's inside you
Just do it, boy
- Do it for pets everywhere, Weenie - Never
- Just do it - Better do what the basset says
Hurry up, before Fifi gets here Too late
Is it done yet? Did he do it? Is it over? Is it done?
Did we do this? Is it over? Are we finished?
- Roberto - Fifi, it was great
You missed it Too bad Let's go
- The real answer, Rufus? - We tried everything
Boy's locked up like a rusty gate
Oh, Weenie, you can make this stop at any time
All you have to do is
roll over
Roll over
- He keeps saying that - All right, then
We're going to have to turn this up a notch
- I don't really see the point - Rufus, get the instruments
Here you are
Oh, no
Roberto, hand me the stick
Oh, boy
Listen carefully Do as I say
Please, no
Fetch
- Go on, Weenie, fetch - Come on, Weenie
- Come on, Weenie Now, come on - Get the stick Go on, go on
Come on, Weenie
- You're almost there You can do it - Go, Weenie, fetch
I'm a wild I'm a wild animal
- And again with the nein - You are trying my patience
You are no longer a wild animal
You are a domestic pet
and domestic pets must obey their master
Now, hand me the squeaky toy
- No - Yes
- Okay, I hear you Calm down Relax - Yes, yes
Squeak, squeak
- It's a wild - He's so blue
Not the Sunday edition
Quick, Buddy, hop on
- He's getting away - Please, Fifi, no running
Buddy, get the electric collar off I'll stall them Hurry
- Help us out, Charlene - Oh, I can't I got my rollers in
- Weenie, you're so fast - Careful, Roger You could
- Too late - Go, Weenie, go
Want another Shirley Temple there, wild man?
Oh, my, what's that? Is that Mr Weenie?
Spread out
I'm gonna take five
Cut them off
- Buddy, hurry - I'm trying
Oh, no
- We did it - Now get this sweater off
It itches
- That's nasty - I have had it
No more The wild animals have pushed me too far
The next wild I see crawl out of that forest
if they don't have their papers, they are getting a full Fifi smackdown
This is war
Oh, Fifi
I really don't have the stomach for this
He smells like bad barbecue
Mr Weenie, are you all right?
Mr Weenie, where are you?
He's gone, Bob Oh, no
We just found him, and now he's gone again
Weenie My poor Weenie
I wanna go home, Bob Please take me home
Now, I've heard some folks say
the squirrel child still roams these parts
And some nights, when the moon is full
and his monstrous buck teeth ache to nibble
you might, if you're unlucky, hear his bloodcurdling cry
- Run - Let's move
Sorry All that food
It's making me
- Making me hungry - Is he kidding?
I'm so exhausted, I couldn't eat a wee morsel
That hits the spot
Great Even my roasting stick is weak and pathetic
Hey Don't that look just like my man, Elli?
What was with Elliot this morning anyway?
Oh, hey I wonder what's in here
Yes Check this out
This is a little something Beth taught me
These are called s'mores
Try some They take your mind off of everything
Clear your head You ain't gonna have nothing on your mind
I hope it works
You know what? I'm glad Elliot's out of my life
Come on I know you guys exchanged some words back there
but you're meant for each other
- He's crazy about you - Really?
I bet Elliot's never once mentioned that he loves me
Has he?
Come on, we're guys We talk about guy stuff
You know, like sports
Rabbit bowling, rabbit tennis, hockey with rabbits
- I'll take that as a no - All right
Take this marshmallow, for example It's great all by itself
It's soft, fluffy and sweet Like you, Giselle
Oh, Boog, you're embarrassing yourself
Stay with me Now, check out this chocolate bar
It's awesome too
It's full of caffeine and sugar, and it make you spazz out
Like Elliot
And even though on their own, both are great
neither are perfect, in my opinion
But they are perfect together
Come on Give it a try
That's it There you go
You're right, Boog
- This is really good - That's what I'm talking about
Unfortunately, some chocolate bars feel that being in a s'more
is too much commitment and would rather run free
instead of settling for some marshmallow
- You're missing the point - Now that the wedding's off
I bet Elliot's singing a new tune and having the time of his life
Cold So cold
I don't need anybody I can take care of myself
This This is a good character- building moment
Elliot, remember,you are a wild creature toughing it out
I'll find Mr Weenie all by myself
I don't need anybody,and i definitely don't need a girlfriend
So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems?
Makes really good pine- cone crunchies
or rubs my head when I have sickies?
Criminy, what have I done?
Giselle
Break er, break er Let's put the pedal to the metal
Ten-four
Roberto, come on now
Hurry up Time to go to Pet Paradiso
Did you hear that, Fif? I'm so excited
I'm looking forward to the water slides and the buffet
and the pool and the babes
How about you, Fifi?
- Easy does it Keep that ice pack on - Shut up
Good advice, bud
Here
- Here - What Deni's trying to say is
this is where the Weenie was
- Gone - Oh, that's just great
- Well, let's check it out - I'm on it
What have we here? Aye, Mr Weenie was definitely here
Come on, Squiz What else you got for me?
And over here, a titanic battle ensued
A battle? Are you serious?
- Is he for real? - Wait, wait, look
And here, the unspeakable happened
- What? - What's the unspeakable?
It's unspeakable because the tracks end here I got bupkis
- Oh, brother, you got to be ki - Where do you think they went?
How would I know? I'm a tracker, not a bleeding psychic
- What do you think, Boog? - I don't know
If only we had some kind of a sign
- Come on, everyone - Oh, I hope this is the right way
Stay sharp and keep your eyes peeled
Fifi, would you take a gander at this?
This, my half-pint friend, puts the P in "paradise "
Oh, Roberto
- I can't I can't do this - Come on, Fifi
I think a bald spot makes you look more sophisticated
- Singe is the new pompadour - Oh, shut up
Sure thing
We gave him everything he could've ever wanted, right, Bob?
I don't know if we should go on living without him, Bob
No, no, no
He would want us to go on living our lives, wouldn't he, Bob?
Road hog
I knew you'd agree
I'm free, I'm free
Sing it with me, Buddy
Free at last, free at last
What monstrosity is that?
Scary
Elliot?
Where are the others?
Oh, they're rescuing Mr Weenie and Buddy
- Hey, Buddy - Hi there
- But Weenie - And Buddy
- Are free like you
Oh, yeah I'm free
Free to be alone for the rest of my life
You don't understand
Our friends are heading to Pet Paradiso
Have them get me a T-shirt
The pets, they hate the wilds
They're in serious danger Wake up, mein Freund
Weenie When did you get here?
Don't you see? Boog, McSquizzy, Giselle
- They'll all be torn to pieces - Torn to pizzas?
- Pieces, you Strudelk opf - Pieces
- Giselle's in trouble? - Yeah, Giselle
Well, why didn't you say so? Giselle, my love
- I'm coming to save you - You're going the wrong way
No, I'm not
Goodbye
Look at all those RVs
Weenie must be here
So how are we gonna get inside?
I'm a grizzly No biggie We'll just walk in
Look, just like that little guy
Wild animal breach
Okay Who's got the next brilliant idea?
Aye, it's easy We could tunnel our way in
Or we could fly you all in
Oh, there's a great idea
A 1 -pound bag of crazy lifting a 1 200-pound bag of lazy
- What? I'm 900 pounds - That's crap
- Oh, you think you so tough? - Come on, is that your best shot?
- What do you got? - Stop it
- Shove off
Grow up, you two
Now, come on Let's stay on track
It looks safe enough
Follow me
What's wrong?
Come on, spit it out
Oh, you're so beautiful
- Just like Mama - Okay
I see a woman and her dog
Yeah Look again
- Oh, I'm gonna have nightmares - Quiet
Come along, Jezzabelle Heel
Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Definitely
There we go Perfecto
This is not at all what I was thinking
- This'll never work - Yeah
Sure it will We look great
What? I could sell this
Is he serious?
Boog, the idea is to blend in with the pets
She's right You look ridiculous
All right, fine
- But if things get all crazy - We'll come get you I promise
Do I really have to wear a bow? I look like a jessie
You're supposed to be a little dog, and all little dogs wear bows
What are you two looking at? Keep an eye on them
Deni, follow me
Okay All the time, "Deni, do this, do that "
Interesting
Oh, poor Fifi
Here A little zinc will help protect that tender pink skin
Have fun now
It's not bad
No one will even notice
No one will notice?
- No one will notice? - Okay
- He noticed He noticed - Okay
- I noticed - Take it
- You noticed - I heard you
- We all noticed I noticed - I got it
Forget about it
Me and my big mouth
- One king and two doggy beds - And can I have synthetic pillows?
This is so weird
Classic flattop One of my favourites
Of all the stupid
- Quiet - Fresh cut Come and get it
This is the strangest place I've ever seen
Let's find Weenie and get out of here
Just ignore them
Keep walking No eye contact
What you looking at, you wee bug-eyed freak?
McSquizzy
What did I just say?
- Get down, everyone - Go get it, boy Fetch
Fetch Fetch it, buddy
- Mine, mine, mine - One more
This place is giving me the skeevies
Giselle
- My spine - We're here
This looks nothing like the brochure, right, Weenie?
Pets and their owners
They look so happy together
Oh, I don't know if I can go in there without my mama
Oh, forget Mama
Giselle We have to get in there for Giselle
- And the others - It's too much I can't
Repeat after me: I'm wild
I'm wild
With conviction
I'm wild
- What was that for? - That was payback
Fair enough
What was that for?
That one was just for fun Now, let's do this
Might be a little cold
That looks painful
- Too hard? - Poor guy, they stretched him out
Another round, Mr Bailey?
Another round, Mr Whiskers?
Hey there, pretty lady
Who's he calling a lady?
- Hey - Hello, baby
Beat it, Doberman pinhead She's taken
Good looks and funny too
But I was not talking to the Dalmatian, little Miss Sugar-Snack
- Idiot I'm not a girl - Hurry along Let's not be rude
Hey, chica
You take care of that body for Rico, huh?
"Take care of that bod"?
I'll give you "Take care of that bod," you big musclebound bag of
- There, there I see them - Look, I spotted them
- I still got it, eh? - Genius
- Mr Weenie - Show yourself, laddie
Mr Weenie?
Weenie?
Roger, something's not right Do you smell something fishy here?
Barracuda
Weenie Where are you, you wee pup?
Oh, goodness me
I think we have some dogs of a different breed
The girl with the bow, she's mine
- We have to go - Yes, we're late Very late
- Stanley, it's the fishies - Not now, Roger
Oh, no
My friends, today justice wears a blue barrette
and a rhinestone collar
Excuse me, you got a wee something right there
Quiet Squirrel Varmint
- Quiet Quiet - Come on, take it down a notch
- Shut up - Deni, this does not look good
- Let's go get Boog - Bad Very bad
- Quiet - Okay
Elliot, Weenie Thank goodness you're safe
- What are you doing? - Who are you?
What do you mean? I'm your best friend
- McSquizzy? - McSquizzy?
He doesn't even like you
Look, I'm not talking to some random overweight sheepdog
about my personal relationships - It's me, Boog
- Boog's fatter No way - Elliot
It is you Did you lose weight?
When did you start thinking McSquizzy was your BFF?
Well, you were hibernating, and we were hanging
Turns out we have a lot in common We both like nuts
- You are nuts - Stop this insanity
- Where are the others? - They're inside looking for you
- And they've been captured - Captured?
Oh, come on
Boog I'm Boog
No, Boog is a big fat guy
- That's not you - I know
- I thought that he was McSquizzy too - Okay, stop Would you all stop?
- What do you mean, captured? - They've been captured
by a gaggle of vicious domestics
- Enough talk - Hang on there, E
You don't wanna go stomping on up in there
- You're right What we need is a - Don't say it
Don't say it
- Plan
- This is not gonna work - It'll work
Don't doubt me, number two friend
- Trust the plan - Trust the plan
- Well, that was easy - See?
- I told you it would work - Hey
- Just a minute - The plan's not gonna work
- Be cool Hold it together
Do you think you can just waltz right in here
without your room key, Mrs Schlapiano?
You must've dropped this
A voice like an angel
- I wonder where I left my room key - Wait a second
Nice try
You're not fooling anyone with that phoney disguise
What are you wearing, a porcupine on your head?
Get out of here, you vagrant
- We made it - Yeah, that worked well
Well, yes, because we had a plan
Giselle Giselle, where are you?
Go
Help Help
Help Somebody, help us
Scream all you like The humans can't hear you from here
And the house pets
well, they hate wilds just as much as I do
When I get free, you're gonna pay for this
you big tube, you numpty, you big lassie's blouse
Watch your language, varmint There's a lady present
What a vile little creature
My friends, it is time to tame these savage beasts
You gotta be kidding me, right?
Hey, Fif Are you sure we can't let the little girl squirrel go?
Yeah Let the little girl squirrel go
Not a chance
Roberto, you know what to do
- Wha? I don't know what you mean - Collar them, you fool
- Collar them, collar them collar them
- Okay - Collar them, collar them
- You fool - Calm down Okay
- The pool, so tempting - Forget the pool
- Elliot's right - Remember the objective
- Oh, sweet libations - Control yourself
- The buffet Wiener schnitzel? - No Forget food
- Strudel - He's not listening
- Mama's favourite - Oh, nuts
Boog, grab him
- Weenie - Come on Come back here
- Way to go, Boog - You go on ahead
I'll catch up
Leave us alone Help
- Try this - Thanks
- Help - Giselle
You fuzz ball, you'll never get away with this
Oh, but I already have
Oh, but you already haven't
- What are you doing? - It's Mrs Schlapiano
Get lost, old lady This does not concern you
I am no old lady
- It is the porcupine in disguise - Yeah
- I didn't see him up there Did you? - It's me, Elliot
- Who is Elliot? - I am
And I'm here to rescue my lady, kick butt and take names
What's your name?
- Did anybody see that coming? - Yes
- Even Roger saw that coming - I did?
Come on, Weenie Snap out of it, man
Das ist beautiful
Weenie, would you come back here?
Oh, man
Now how you gonna hide a 900-pound bear?
A 1 200-pound wild bear
What, 1 200 pounds?
Girl, you know that ain't right I'm 900 pounds
This is mostly fur
and fur adds a hundred pounds easy
Go, go, go
I'll be bulking up to hibernate Just wait till I step out that
- Bear - Bear
We have a security breach
Perimeter has been compromised
Telling you, I'm gonna be the baddest bear ever in the woods
- We have a grizzly on the loose - Then we'll see
who's ready for swimming season - Darts loaded
Fire
Hey, man, be cool Back off
Go
Little dude, go
You come back here right now
Go
This is crazy
Weenie
Fifi, come on Is this really necessary?
You see why we have to do this, right?
They will take everything
Our food, our homes, our very lives
Wait If this is the end, I need to say something
- Giselle, I really, really, really - Really?
- Time's up - Now, you hold your little old horses
I do believe this boy's got something on his mind
- Yeah, give the guy a sporting chance - Oh, just forget it, Elliot
You've already made it clear how you feel
I feel that this has gone on long enough
- Please let me finish - Fine
You've got 60 seconds
Are you serious? How about a minute?
- Hey, you better hurry up - Okay, okay
Giselle, before the wedding, my rack was huge
- What? - It's true
Very huge And it broke very bad
And without my huge rack I felt like less of a buck
- But as time went on - Thirty seconds
The point is, I'm a better buck with not a huge rack on my head
but with you, Giselle, on my head instead
Oh, that's awful
And how does this relate to our wedding
and the fact that you left me at the altar?
- Left you at the altar? - You, sir, are a coward
Oh, no
- No, no You are missing the point - Oh, come on
During our wedding, there was the incident with the other woman
Another woman?
I can't even handle one
Speak for yourself, amigo
No No Not that kind of other woman
The kind that grabbed Mr Weenie
- You're disgusting - That is a pig
- You make me sick - This is getting good
- Isn't it refreshing? - Come here, you
Fifteen seconds
Will you, please? Giselle, you are good
And me? Not always good
But with you, the me that is not good can be better
You make my not-good me almost not bad
And that's not almost good, it's almost great
So, Giselle, you and me, not badder, but greater
Understand?
- Tick, tick, tick - What is he talking about?
Forget it Just push the button already
- Finally - No Don't
Cannonball
Gotcha
I love you, Boog
Goodness me
Hold on, now
There it is
- That was close - Is everybody okay?
You're still in danger
The Fifi will kill you all
Get the collars off
Fifi, where are you going?
Mr Weenie?
Let's get you out of those ropes
- Boog, look out - Take cover
Elliot, you take care of these guys I'll draw the others away
- We gotta get these off - Thank you
I won't let you hurt my friends
Hey
Weenie's in trouble I gotta go
- Weenie, I'm coming - Elliot, careful
Break er, break er Mudflaps, do you read me? Over
This is Mudflaps Over
You're not gonna believe it
Mr Weenie just ran by me poolside
- Over - Bob, they found Mr Weenie
Hurry Get in
Hey, where's the fire, huh?
Oh, boy There it is
Mr Weenie, Mama's coming, baby
Mama's coming
Hey, Chet, lock up, would you?
I'm calling it a day, huh?
Finally, some alone time
Look out there, doggy
Weenie Weenie
- Are you all right? - Weenie's fine Get the remote
- I got it - Take this
Oh, no, you don't
Oh, my
Save Rico, chica Save Rico
There's so many
Lock and load
Pull
Stanley, duck
Man down I'm hit
See? One duck, two duck
We did it
- Come on, Rico - Rico got your back, baby
Take that
Fire
Saved by the slobber
- Get him off me Get him off - Take this, you wild beast
Oh, no
- That's Elliot - That ain't good Let's go
- Elliot? - Oh, no
- Rico, where is he? - Oh, man
- He's gotta get those collars off - Stop
Or everyone gets it
Do you understand?
- Elliot You okay? - Yes, yes
- You could've gotten here sooner - You're breathing, aren't you?
Let this be an example to you all
- No, don't - No, Fifi, no
- Don't do it - Fifi, stop Seriously
- Don't do it, Fifi - Don't push the button
Hold on, pal
This is it
Oh, no
What? How did you do that?
The old switcheroo, Boog
That was not fair
I gotta be honest with you
He kind of had that coming
Ice cream
Hang in there, Hoppy
But, officers, Fox Jaws said Mr Weenie was here
Are you sure you haven't seen him?
Why don't you run through that description for me one more time
Yeah, Dispatch, we got a male Caucasian
early 30s, sustaining multiple pheno injections
- We're sending him over to County - Go
You heard him Go
He's also dark brown and long and jiggly
and he walks with the cutest little waddle
Does this match the description of your dog, ma'am?
Oh, Mr Weenie
I miss you so much
Hey, Roberto, my main man
- I appreciate the help out there - Sure thing
And if you're ever in the city, come on by
We'll split a pizza pie My treat
From this day forward, domestics and wilds will live together as one
So your doghouse or mine, chica?
Hey, Rico, come here Let me share a wee secret with you
I'm not a girl
What? Seņor, you have played with Rico's emotions
Come on, Elliot Time to head on home
- I hear you Come on, Giselle - All right, everybody Take it easy
Well, it's time to swap spit and hit the road
You said it, cowboy
- Hold on Wait for me - Bye- bye
Hey, wait, Mr Weenie
Aren't you coming?
Well, I have decided not to go with you
- Why not? - Because just like you
I have realised that if you're never tied to anything, you'll never be free
- We're not tied together anymore - This is figurative
So we have to be tied up in order?
No We must have limits to be limitless
Find a seat This could take a while
All that matters is to be with the one you love
und the one that loves you
You're not making any sense, Weenie
I'm just gonna spend the rest of my life with the one who loves me
Giselle
Wait for me
Goodbye, my friends
I will miss you all
Weenie It's been ages
- Here's my chance - Roger
Let's go find your buddy Stanley
No, no, no He's your friend now
- It's so sad, isn't it, Bob? - Okay, okay
Calm down Calm down
Look There he is Long and jiggly
Mr Weenie? Is that you?
Mr Weenie
Oh, my baby
You came back to Mama
Don't lose him again, now
- That dog loves you - Never
Oh, no The woman-beast is torturing him again
What? Is that what you call torture?
Yeah Why do you ask?
Why? Man, she's showing him affection
You know, kiss, kiss, hug, hug
I might have misread that
You might have misread that?
- Let me at him - Hey, hey Come on now
- Come on - Don't let go of him, Boog
- Take it easy - Well, enough of that hullabaloo
You know what, Giselle? Mr Weenie was right
About what?
About, you know, all that stuff about what really matters
Stuff? Oh, Elliot
How do I know you really feel it if you can't even say it?
Well, do I have to spell it out for you?
Yes
- Okay You, me, together for - Hello
You were saying?
It's me and you for
- Go on - Okay, what I'm trying to say is
Why do these birds and ducks suddenly appear
every time you're near?
Unless, like me
they long to be close to you
Oh, Elliot,that's the most romantic thing
Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just lik e me
They long to be
Close to you
On the day that you were born The angels got together
And decided to create A dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
That is why All the girls in town
Follow me
- Oh, dear all around
It's true
Just lik e me
They long to be
Close to you
Just lik e me
They long to be
Close to you
Giselle, I love you
You said it
I love you, Elliot
Yeah, that's my man
Close to you
Not too close
Close to you
I love this song
Close to you
Oh, Roberto that's beautiful
Close to you
Sing it, Bob
Big finish now
Elliot?
Close to you
That just ain't right
Come ...on